Some blonde jokes short? Why do blondes have square breasts?
Because she forgot to take the tissue box.
Blonde Inventions
1.Tricycle crutch
2.The flashlight
3.Fire proof matches
Darts 4.Inflatable
5.Glass hammer
6.Black bulb
Pomegranate 7.Boomerang
This blonde went into a party store and asked the cashier if he had a hanger or something to unlock her car because she locked her keys in the car. He nodded and handed her a hanger. She thanked him and went out to get to work. A little later the body was decided to check on her and saw her work at her and another blonde in the car was called "left a bit ... No, just right ..."
Q: A one armed blonde is hanging from a tree. How can you fall?
A: You wave to her!
Two blondes lock their keys in the car. One of the blondes tries to break into the car while the other watches.
Finally, the first blonde says "Damn, I can not get in the car!" The other blond replies, "keep trying, it seems it will rain and the roof is lowered.
Funny! That really made me laugh! Is one of my favorite blonde jokes:
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead escape from prison. The cops are hunting and they run in an abandoned warehouse. They are bags on the ground and access. The cops come in. One of them sees the bags, walks over and kicks the sack with the brunette in it. "Mew," she said. "It's just small cats," said the policeman. He throws the bag with the redhead in it. "Woof" she said. "Just a few puppies," said the policeman. Then he throws the bag with the blonde in it. "Potatoes!" She cries. Haha!
What is your question???
Or is it the jokes TAT issues and give you the answers, too???
LOL good! Good day!
Why Blonde snort Sweet n Low???
Because she thought it was Diet Coke.
pretty funny stuff here
especially the list of inventions blonde
hilarious!
This is funnier than hell!
lose yourself maniac BLONDES rule!
Blondies man LOOOOOOOOL are dumb. Love all that Brava!
a well put out.good.
I liked the blonde inventions, ha, ha!
This blonde is so stupid, she thought Long John Silver is a colored pencil!
This blonde is so stupid that I asked her to turn on the computer, and she started to give the computer a lap dance!
LOL
are good!
haa hee loved one. lol
Great - I liked the blonde inventions:)
Posted on June 4, 2010.
