Ironing Board With Seat

Q: What is A blonde and your computer have in common?

A: You do not know how many of them, either for you until they go down.






Q: Why do blondes have little holes on their faces?

A: From eating with forks.






Q: Why are blondes so easy to get into bed?

A: Who cares?






Q: What is the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

A: Sometimes you have trouble with his legs apart on an ironing board.





Have you heard of the fox blonde who got stuck in a trap?

She chewed off three legs and was still blocked






Q: What does a blonde say after her doctor told her she is pregnant.

A: Is it mine?






Q: Why not make it fair to the airport?

A: On the road, she saw a sign that said "Airport Left"





Q: What happens: vroooom-schreech, vroom-schreech, vroooom-schreech?

A: A blonde in a red light flashing





The Top Ten New Blonde Inventions

1. Towels Waterproof

2. flashlights with solar energy

3. ScreenDoors submarines

4. A book on how to read

5. Inflatable Darts

6. Dictionary Index

7. The ejection seats for helicopters

8. Pedal Wheelchair

9. Water Powered

10. bags water proof tea

HMn! Blondes Chip

The Top Ten New Blonde Inventions

1. Towels Waterproof
Towels can be used to cover the head in the rain.
2. flashlights with solar energy
-Comes in handy during power outages overnight. Wind-up the better.
3. ScreenDoors submarines
For privacy, if the screens are densely meshed.
4. A book on how to read
-Many of these books in print and selling
5. Inflatable Darts
Darts-Velcro?
6. Dictionary Index
Many dictionaries forth with facts, names, places ... the index is good.
7. The ejection seats for helicopters
Eject-side and down
8. Pedal Wheelchair
Pedal-with your hands?
9. Water Powered
-???
10. bags water proof tea
bag bag water proof seal tea inside to keep cool?

stop please stop ........

A young housewife, who want to promote diversity in their lives, at home games and crafts in the store.
Several hours later, the young husband returned from work to find a very distraught wife sat in the corner, arms crossed and a frown on his face heavy.
He glanced at his watch.
"I'm not late am I?" he asked cautiously. She shook her head.
With a puzzled look, he asked what was wrong.
"I wanted to surprise you with fun new hobbies for us both," she said, "... I. .. well ... I tried all afternoon but I could not fit all the pieces together. "She showed him the box with pictures of tigers as they entered the dining room. It had spread all around the table.
"See honey, it is supposed to be a tiger."
He looked first at the box when it was at the table, then to his wife as he quickly began to make sense of it all.
"You know, honey ... I think this puzzle must be defective. I will .... uh ... storing. Then you can try a different game. "
And without saying a word, he took the box from her and took her into another room. Then he promptly returned to the dining room, 'I knew that blondes are stupid, but ... "he muttered as he quickly gathered all the Frosted Flakes from the top of the table and put i.